So I am currently watching Jurassic Park with my sis and the character Dennis Nedry is a total dumbass! He drives in crazy rain at a fast speed (I’m not sure how many miles he was doing) and then decides, “Oh look! Let me stare at this bush while I continue to speed by it!”. Then, CRASH! Into a fence.
His next little “adventure” comes up in the form of a dinosaur called dilophosaurus. When he sees this curious dino he says the most stupid thing, “You want food? I don’t have anything. I have nothing on me.”.
Hello. YOU ARE THE MEAL. Maybe if you looked more like a bone you would have been saved (yeah, no, I really don’t think he could have escaped a horrible death this way).
-This is just a little rant by me lol
I try as well and pray I credited the right person lol